Letters of Objection

Dear A4

I must complain that you are spending too much time with stapler. I thought our relationship was tightly close but obviously I’m not your type. I’m getting too lonely sitting up here on a shelf with books that don’t speak the same language. It would be nice to have another punch up again.

Yours,

H. Puncher

Hole Puncher.

Thank you for your letter, but all I can see is nothing but holes in our relationship. I’m with stapler now, and he’s much better than you. Every night when we were together, we always got into an argument, and I was the one who always got the abuse. I should have folded our relationship that night you punched me for no reason. Stapler is holding a Paper Party soon, and I can’t wait to beat A5 in Paper Roulette again.

We are done, Hole Puncher. So,

Goodbye.



A4